Remember that old Charlie Daniels song, "The
Devil
went down to Georgia"? Well, here's a new
version
entitled:
AL GORE WENT DOWN TO FLORIDA
Al Gore went down to Florida
He was lookin' for an election to steal.
He was in a bind
Cause he was way behind,
And he was willin' to cut a deal.
When he came across a Gov'ner
Knawin' on a victory and chewin' hard
Veep Gore jumped up on a hickory stump
and said, "Gov, let me tell you what"
"I bet you didn't know it but I'm a contender
in Florida too,
and if you care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you.
Now you ran a good campaign down here,
but give Al Gore his due.
I'll bet a nation of gold and the white house
it holds,
that I got more votes than you!"
The gov'ner said, "My names Dubya and it
might be a sin....
But I'll take that bet,
your gonna regret,
cause this Texan always wins"
(Chorus)
Dubya rally up your troops and fight for that
vote hard.
Cause Al Gores loose in Florida and Bill
Daley holds the cards.
If you win you get that shiny nation, made of
gold, but if you lose, then Al Gore gets con-trol.
Al Gore opened up his mouth
and said "I'll start this show"
And fire burned in the eyes of lawyers,
who knew they'd make some dough.
And he pulled his hand across his lips,
and he made an evil grin.
Then in walked all the Palm Beach voters,
Dubya's chances were lookin' thin.
(Guitar/bass solo)
When Al Gore finished, Dubya said...
"Well, your pretty good ol' son
Now plant your butt in that chair right there
and let me show you how it's done!"
(Chorus II)
Dems in the orange groves,
Run George, Run.
You can't lose now in the land of the sun.
Your dad's on your side and your brother's in
tow,
Gore in the White House,
God, Please NO!
(Fast Fiddle/Guitar solo)
Al Gore bowed his head because he knew that
he'd been beat.
He conceded that golden nation on the Ground
at Dubya's feet.
Dubya said, "Gore, just come on back if ya
ever wanna try again, cause I told you once
you tree huggin' dunce, this Texan always wins!"
