We at
Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot
of entertainers had promised to leave the
country if George W. Bush became President. With
that in mind, we have a special offer for those
who want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell,
Cher, Phil Donahue, David Gephin, Barbara
Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who
made the promise, please report to Florida for
the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation",
which has been commissioned to take you to your
new vacation homes.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a
Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm
Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to
your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay...at least four
years. Your captain is to be Bill Clinton and
your cruise director will be Al Gore. Monica
Lewinsky will be your recreation director and
Ted Kennedy will act as lifeguard and supervise
swimming instruction. He will also teach a
course in emergency procedures. Your spiritual
advisor will be the Rev. Jesse Jackson.
If you have any questions about making
arrangements for your homes, friends and loved
ones, please direct your comments to Senator
Clinton. Her village can raise your children
while you're gone, and she can watch over all
your money and furnishings until you return.
