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Chain Letter

 

 

 

 

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to the tired and discontented men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, of whom 4 were worth keeping.

REMEMBER, this chain brings luck. One man’s pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy swimsuit model. An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooters waitress and a Hollywood supermodel.

You can be lucky too, but DON’T BREAK THE CHAIN!. One man broke the chain and got his wife back again.

Bill Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, DC

W. J. Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, DC

William Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, DC

W. Jefferson Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, DC


William J. Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, DC

 

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