You
are probably aware, if voting results in Florida
stand as they are now, George W. Bush will be
our next President. This will have catastrophic
results in our vital no,
indispensable entertainment industry. Barbara
Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopie
Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, among many others have
sworn to leave the country if George Bush is
elected President.
And this is where YOU can help.
We need volunteers to help pack and to load
moving vans. We also need airfare for these
irreplaceable national treasures so they can
relocate before they change their minds. For the
cost of a small SUV, you can sponsor one of
these celebrities and their unfortunate
relocation.
You will know that your efforts are helping when
you receive postcards, letters and pictures from
your chosen "refugee" as they learn to become
useful citizen in the Third World country of
their choosing. You will help, won't you? It
costs so little but it means so much.
Call 1-800-deport-a-lib. Operators are standing
by. Major credit cards are accepted.
