Janet Reno

Tune: Johnny Angel

Janet Reno, Janet Reno, Janet Reno,
You're a gamble to me.

Janet Reno, you are stalling
How much longer will you resist?
How long can you claim that crimes don't exist

Janet Reno, we keep waiting,.
And the time keeps on passing by.
How long do you think that we'll accept your alibi

We remember how you got carried away.
Appointed Kenneth Starr, perhaps you went to far

And that fella, Bill must really be mad,
Thinks that he was had, and that was really bad

... for Janet Reno, who might be canned.
And I pray that someday she will see.
How much better a world without Bill and Hillary would be