Letter
to Mom & Dad From a Liberal Wacko in California
Dear Mom and Dad:
As I watched the inaugural, I am still crushed
that Al Gore did not get in office.
Look at that Texas jerk with the cowboy hat on!!
What a disgrace. And look how immoral he is
getting a ticket for drunken driving 24 years
ago!!
And aren't you so excited? Jesse Jackson has a
new child!! I sent him $5.
I would have sent him $50 . . . but my electric
bill was $2,345 last month, and I was short of
cash. That is not bad, though . . . my friend
Susan's bill was $3000 because she has a TWO
bedroom apartment.
I am hoping to meet Jesse's new girl friend out
here. I think she is living with his other girl
friend from 1996. (Or maybe it was the 1994 one
. . . I forgot.) I love California . . .
everything is so "environmentally perfect" here.
And all our liberal friends are in power now.
I am sure glad we demonstrated against building
all those power plants 8 years ago or else this
state would be polluted like Texas and Georgia.
My friends and I are going out tomorrow to
demonstrate against that nuclear power plant
they recently reopened. We shut that down in
1994, and I think some Republican so-and-sos are
reopening it, probably just to help the
businesses make more money! GEEZ!!
Well . . . don't call me on Mondays, Wednesdays,
or Fridays because those are the designated days
with no electricity. Not on Tuesdays or
Thursdays either.....cause those are the
designated days with no water or phones. Call me
on Saturday between 3 and 4 pm . . . usually we
have power then. I don’t understand why states
with lots of power like Texas and Georgia don't
try to help us out. We won't have to worry much
longer about pollution because all the
businesses are shutting down, and there is no
jet fuel for the airlines. And gas is $8.50 a
gallon . . so no one can afford to drive!
I JUST LOVE California!! Thank God for the
Democrats!!
