A man
takes the day off work and decides to go out
golfing. He is on the second hole when he
notices a frog sitting next to the green. He
thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when
he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at
the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong,
puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is
shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's
amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man
decides to take the frog with him to the next
hole.
"What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit
3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in
one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what
to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed
the best game of golf in his life and asks the
frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
Las Vegas.
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog,
now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table, The man
asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog
replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf
game the man figures what the heck.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the
table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best
room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and
says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever
grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures
why not, since after all the frog did for him,
he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into
a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your
honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So
help me God or my name is not William Jefferson
Clinton."
Bonus
In a passenger car of a train, there were four
people riding together:
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, a
spectacular-looking blonde, and a very
unattractive, fat lady.
As the train progressed on its high-speed trip,
it passes through a dark tunnel. Suddenly,
unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big
red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought to herself: That rascal
Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he
must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in
turn slapped his face. The fat lady thought to
herself: That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his
hands on the blonde and she smacked him. Bill
Clinton thought to himself: George put his hand
on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me.
George W. Bush thought to himself: I hope
there's another tunnel soon so I can smack
Clinton again.
