Oral sex and land deals in backwater places, Big
Macs and french fries and girls with big faces,
Lots of nice cleavage that makes Willie spring,
These are a few of my favorite things
Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers, Horny young
interns who while 'way the hours, Profits from
futures that Hillary brings, These are a few of
my favorite things
chorus: When that Jones bites, When Ken Starr
stings, When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember
my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad
Beating the draft board and getting elected,
Naming to judgeships some hacks I've selected,
Conspiracy theories that blame the right wing,
These are a few of my favorite things
Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury,
Falling down drunk that required knee surgery
Stars in the White House who come here to sing,
These are a few of my favorite things
chorus: When that Jones bites, When Ken Starr
stings, When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember
my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad
Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony, States
of the Union with lots of baloney, Winning
debates and the joy of my flings, These are a
few of my favorite things
When that Jones bites, When Ken Starr stings,
When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my
favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad!!
