If
character is not an issue, why isn't Ted Kennedy
president?
Clinton gives the term "going abroad" a whole
new meaning.
Oxymoron of the year: Clinton character
assassination.
Bill Clinton is a president for our times, a
truly composite president. He has the hormones
of John F. Kennedy, the scruples of Richard
Nixon and the memory of Ronald Reagan
So it's about Bill Clinton's new revelations
about his sex life. Seems today he finally
admitted that he had sex with Jennifer Flowers a
couple of times... ...but he didn't cum.
At a news conference, a journalist said to the
President Clinton, "Paula Jones said publicly
that you have a small penis. Would you please
comment on this." "The truth is," said Bill,
"that she has a big mouth."
Bill Clinton was just finishing a roll in the
hay with his latest floozy who asked him, "Well,
do you want the good news or the bad news?" Bill
replied, "I'll take the good news." "Well", she
said, you're MUCH better than Magic Johnson!"
Al and Bill were discussing pre-marital sex. Al
asked Bill, "I never slept with my wife before
we were married, did you?" Bill replied, "I'm
not sure, what was Tipper's maiden name?"
The doctor gave Hillary (Clinton) the news,
"You're pregnant!" Hillary called Bill (Clinton)
on the phone, gave him the news, and screamed,
"Why weren't you using a condom?" Bill replied,
"I ALWAYS use a condom! ... Who is this,
anyway?"
He says he poked a little, but he didn't
penetrate.
And we thought Nixon was the Tricky Dick!
Now we know why Bill Clinton wears underwear: To
keep his ankles warm.
Clinton: I didn't do it; but if I did, it was
out of love for Hillary.
Name that Scandal: Winner: Fornigate. First
runner up: Zippergate.
Second runner up: Tailgate.
Be easy on Bill. To paraphrase Alice Roosevelt
(on FDR and Eleanor), after all, he does have
Hillary.
I bet Bill and Hillary had a long night last
night.
Hillary says she doesn't mind since she doesn't
want Bill in "that" way.
What do a clitoris and the emergency defense
button have in common? Bill Clinton’s finger.
